Haha, I hacked you! STFU.

You know what really pisses me off? When I see someone's AIM or Facebook status and it says something like, "Hey this is Bob hacking Sally's account. Give me a holla!" It's like, are you fucking kidding me? You think you fucking hacked their account because they left their account logged in on their computer and left the room to go do something, giving you a chance to get on and snoop around on their account? Haha, that's not hacking, that's bullshit. And it's usually those ghetto ass kids who think they're hot shit that do it. "Yo nigga i hakked dis niggaz account, he mad stupid." Shut the fuck up before before I pull a fast one on you and swipe your credit card info, you dumb fuck, damn.

Also related to the situation are the notorious, "I'm gay," or "I like to suck dick," statuses on Facebook. Yeah, if you ever leave your Facebook account logged in and leave to do something with friends nearby, they'll most definitely post some gay ass status on your account. It's just fucking pointless. It was probably funny the first time I saw it, but after that it was like, "Wow, how original." If you're going to do it, at least make it creative because the "I'm gay" line is so fucking overused and pointless. And if your friends actually think you're gay because of a Facebook status, you need to get some new friends, ASAP.

Stickers, Dicks, & Ricers

Cars, everyone loves cars. They come in all shapes and sizes too, just like dicks, and everyone loves dicks too. Now, a lot of people love to mod their cars, but sometimes it's just way too fucking overdone or shitty. People like to "mod" their dicks too, so-to-speak. We have Viagra, penis-pumps, and all that other shit too. Then there's the piercings and other hardcore shit as well, but how far is too far? We'll see.

First off, let's take a look at a simple car "mod," stickers. Everyone loves to put stickers all over the place because they think it's so badass, especially those bullet hole stickers. If you're driving a shot-up car, you either live in some fucked up terrorist-ridden country, or in some shitty ghetto ass hood. If you live in a white neighborhood, and you have bullet holes on your car, you're a faggot. If your bullet holes are stickers, you deserve to be shot. Here, let me give you guys a visual of what I mean by that:

If your car looks like this:

Then it should end up looking like this:


It's like saying, "Hey, come shoot up my ride so it can look like this for real!" You put bullet holes on your car because you obviously wanted it to look "shot-up," so when it does get shot-up for real, you better not be disappointed. It's like putting bullet hole stickers on your dick; do you really want your dick to look shot-up? I don't. First off it's retarded in both cases, and second off, you're just itching to get shot. Have fun.

Besides the bullet hole stickers, we have an even more common abomination, bumper stickers. They're the like useless ads you find on websites, the waste-of-space little shits that get in your face, but in the end you don't even bother because you don't give a shit. They're flat out annoying and no one gives a shit what your thoughts are, so don't fucking waste your time putting a bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love music," because I don't give a shit. We also have the common, "baby on board" bumper stickers. Seriously, is it like, "Oh shit, he's got a baby on board, I'm going to try extra hard not to get in an accident with him just because of that sticker." Fuck that. What's worse is those fuckers with a barrage of bumper stickers on their car. As if one isn't enough, they have to put their whole life story on the back of their car. No one gives a shit. You should just remove all of them and put one that says, "I'm a faggot, crash me," because that's what I think of when I see that shit on your car.

If your car looks like this, kill yourself.


Lastly, we have the ricers. Ricers are "any oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain." In other words, that shit does not belong on your car. Hey, not all ricers look bad, some are pretty nice, but some people just over fucking do it, and those are the ones I'm ranting about. Ricers are most common within the Asian community, because Asians think it's fucking gangster to have a five foot high spoiler on their car. That shit does not make your car any more aerodynamic, hell, it just adds weight to your car, especially if your shit looks like this:



Hey, this one actually looks pretty good...

...if you want your car to look like a fucking Hot Wheels toy.

Shower Shit

You know what I hate? I hate it when you're taking a nice shower, and then all of a sudden you feel like you have to take a shit. No, you do have to take a shit. How troublesome. What do you do now? Do you hold it in until after the shower or do you just bust out of the shower and take that crap? You could try to hold it in, but that shit is there, and do you really want to take a dump after you've just cleaned your ass? I don't, that's too annoying.

So now you've hopped out of your shower, and you're sitting on your toilet all wet and shit, taking that crap. What I don't like about this is that the whole toilet's a mess now, and I have to wipe that shit dry afterward. What a pain in the ass. Ah, so you've taken your shit and you feel much better now. Now lies the most important question: do you wipe your ass with toilet paper and hop back into the shower, or do you just get back in the shower with your shit-stained asshole and clean that shit there? Personally, I like to wipe first anyway, you know, I don't wanna touch that shit in the shower, but maybe some people get off to that shit.

P.S. If you get off to that shit, you're fucking gay.

WTF is the song name?

I hate it when assholes on youtube don't fucking put the song name they used in their video in the video description. Seriously, if you're going to put a song in your video, give some credit and let people know what song it is all at the same time. It's like, let me put this awesome song in the video, but I won't tell anyone what it's called because only I can know. Or maybe it's a possible advertising scheme. You know, every time you want to listen to the song, you have to go watch his video and he'll rake up views for it. Most of the time, the video either sucks or sucks. Either way, it's pretty fucking gay how the song's almost never included. Although, sometimes the user who posted the video posts it as a comment. Now I have to search through fifteen fucking pages spanning hundreds of comments each to find the fucking song name? Seriously, just put it in the fucking video description, asshole.

It's even worse when these assholes disable the comments on videos. Now you either have to send them a private message asking for the song. This will either result in: you getting the song, you getting shitted on for no reason, or no response because the asshole doesn't log on anymore. Great, well now all you have left to do is gather all your friends, show them that video, and hope to god at least someone knows what the fuck that song is called.

P.S. Fuck youtube for disabling songs on videos, you fucking jews.

It's Toh-May-Toh, Assholes

I haven't posted in ages... Anyway, I think I'll change how I do things around here. Instead of trying to think of topics to write about (what I was doing before), I'll just write about every little thing that pisses me off on a day-to-day basis.

With that said, I fucking hate people who pronounce the word "tomato" like this: "toh-mah-toh." It's pronounced "toh-may-toh," and if you can't fucking say it that way, then don't fucking say it at all. Are you trying to sound more intelligent or something? And what really pisses me off are the people that say "toh-mah-toh" and then have the balls to say, "Oh, toh-may-toh, toh-mah-toh, it's all the same!" No, it's not the same, asshole; "toh-may-toh" is the correct way to say it. On a side note, a tomato is a vegetable, fuck the fags that call it a fruit, you fucking fruits.

Crocs

Crocs have been out for a while now. They started out as the original "beach shoes" pictured above, and now have moved on to take new shapes and sizes, but one thing will always stay the same about them, they look like shit. I never owned a pair of Crocs, but I don't think that would have made any difference in my hatred against them. Crocs are an abomination and they need to be destroyed.

I always thought of Crocs as cheap dollar shoes you buy at a stand near the beach or something, but man was I wrong. I went on the Crocs website to check out the prices. A pair of Crocs costs thirty dollars? What the hell, are you serious? People actually pay thirty dollars for these things. What are they even made of? It looks like its some really cheap ass rubber, or even plastic. And they all come in those bright ass colors too. Why would I pay thirty dollars to wear a pair of bright red plastic abominations on my feet? I wouldn't, and I don't. What a waste of money.

I hate Crocs, and I hate the people that wear them too. They were made to be worn at the beach, but people grew accustomed to wearing them everywhere, and this is unacceptable. I've seen people wear these things almost every where, and every time I see some douchebag with Crocs on, I want to kick him in his crocs, if you know what I mean.

One day I was riding the subway train. Everything is quiet, and everyone keeps to themselves like most of the time. The train doors open and a swarm of businessmen in suits get aboard. A routine occurrence, except this time it was different. This time I noticed something, something that made me want to get up, knock the guys out, and leave the car without words. A businessman walks in train car in his thousand dollar suit, slick shades, briefcase, and he was blabbering about shit on his Bluetooth headset while picking at his Blackberry. He's already a douche for wearing that Bluetooth, but what's even worse, that's right, you guessed it, he had a pair of bright red Crocs on. What the fuck is wrong with you? Just shoot yourself right now before I have to. Red Crocs and a black business suit do not go together; hell, Crocs do not go well with anything, let alone on the subway. Get the fuck out of here, and do not even dare think of leaving your Crocs behind.

What's worse was, he sits down across from me. Now I get to stare at his shitty ass Crocs for the whole ride. It wouldn't have been so bad if his feet didn't smell. Oh yes, one of Crocs' many features, they are "odor-resistant and bacteriostatic." Well, you got that right, all the odor escapes the shoe through the barrage of holes on it and attacks everyone within a six foot radius of the wearer. Crocs not only look fucking ugly as hell, but they make your feet smell too. I've never seen a single person with Crocs who wore wear socks either. Have some fucking decency and wear some fucking socks at least. I don't want to see your ugly ass feet through your ugly ass shoes. "Well why are you looking at his feet in the first place?" Why? Well if his bright red Crocs didn't stick out so damn much I wouldn't have looked down there.

And now, the makers of Crocs have a special new product for douchebags just like the one I mentioned above. Crocs cellphone cases, so you can carry your Blackberry around in style. Fuck that.



Remember kids, say no to Crocs, because if you say yes, I will hunt you down and bust your balls.

Arcades Need An Age Limit

Okay, you know what really annoys the hell out of me? Kids. No, not kids as in everyday kids. Those are fine. What I'm talking about is the kids you find in arcades; they're just annoying as hell. Why? This is why: They don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Okay, so I go to an arcade to have some fun, cash my five dollar bill into quarters, and then when I go over to my favorite arcade game, The Fast And The Furious, I find this: Some five year old kid is sitting there, occupying my seat. I really wouldn't mind if he was actually playing the game, but he's not. He's just sitting there, turning the wheel while making "Whoooshing" sounds. I want to play the game, so I ask the kid if I can play. He says, "No, I'm playing!" I sigh and try to explain to him that he's not playing. The damn leaderboards are even up; how the hell are you playing with the leaderboards blocking your view? This either goes one of two ways: The kid finally gets a clue, leaves, and I get to play in peace, or, the kid gets up, leaves, and two minutes later he comes back with his mom and I get bitched at for harassing her son. What a load of shit.

Alright, so now I'm finally playing a race. I'm kicking back in my nice hard plastic seat, listening to the shitty music that the game has to offer, and of course, enjoying every damn minute of it. I'm mid-way into the race, and at this stage I'm either in third to first position depending on the map, when all of a sudden some little fucking kid comes out of no where and hits the N2O(Nitrous Oxide) button on the machine. My car suddenly thrusts forward at full speed while I ask the kid, "What the hell did you that for?" Next thing I know, I crash into a wall. I'm now in eight place. I'm pissed. The kid, with a big grin on his face, responds, "It makes you go faster!" No shit. There's no point to using nitrous during the race at all. All you need to do is stay clear of traffic, keep your velocity consistent, slow down on turns, and you should get to first place by the middle of the race. Unlike most people that play the game, I don't like to waste my N2O until the very end of the race when I have to go head to head against the computer controlled cars. Why? Because the only way to win against them is if you spam all of your nitrous while doing wheelies for an extra boost in your speed. This method almost always lands you in first place, if you do it correctly that is. And of course first place equals a free game. This is why I only need five dollars, because I get first most of the time, unlike all the kids that cash out a twenty for quarters and manage to waste it all within five minutes of playing. Kids...

The arcade game has a feature that lets you create an account that is attributed to a PIN that you create as well. The account lets you customize your cars once before every race(letting you add/upgrade perks such as nitrous, spoilers, tires, engines, neon lights, and decals), unlock new cars with money gained from races, and of course, displays your custom name/alias on the leaderboards for everyone to bask in your glory. Why am I telling you this? So you know what I'm talking about in the next scenario when I mention it.

Anyway, I always like human challengers on this game because it really gets boring playing against the computer all the time. I love it when little kids challenge me even more, because they get so frustrated when they lose. We both shove our quarters into the machine, and enter our PIN numbers so we can use our custom cars. I always choose my custom Dodge Challenger equipped with some nice tires, a spoiler, the second or third engine(the one that sticks out of the hood), and of course N2O, for those do-or-die situations. It's the only car that I have customized on my account, and I like it that way. The kid who is challenging me looks over at my car, chuckles, and shows me his "bad ass" Nissan 350Z, fully equipped with all the perks. Sure the acceleration, speed, control, and aerodynamics(amount of time your car stays in the air when you jump ramps/cliffs) are all at their best for his car, but damn, his car looks like shit. Here's a description of what that car looks like when you max out all of the upgrades: It has a big ass engine sticking out of its hood, neon lights under it for more awesomeness, spinning rims because those are really necessary, shitty decals that cover the car's paint-job, and of course let's not forget the five story spoiler on the back. Yeah kid, awesome car, I wish I was playing with that.

The race starts and the kid automatically uses up all three of his nitrous so he can thrust himself all the way to first place. He's doing really well, all until he crashes into a pedestrian car because he's driving on the wrong side of the road. Of course, he doesn't know that because he can't see shit in front of him with all the crap he has on his car. I speed by him, but I don't say anything. I stay calm and laugh to myself on the inside because I think it pisses them off even more. They're already bitching at the game because they're in last place; I don't need to shove in in their face. I end up winning the race in first, and most cases I still have nitrous left over. The kid is pissed, so he jams more quarters into the machine wanting a rematch and we repeat the process until he either runs out of quarters and leaves or gets so pissed that he just leaves in the middle of the race. Either way, I get some kicks out of his reactions.

Kids. They shouldn't be allowed in arcades, not if they're under twelve years old. I think kids above twelve have some decency and understanding, but hey, I could be wrong. I was actually told today that Japanese arcades actually have age restrictions. How I sometimes wish this was Japan...

Bluetooth

What a fag. And not to mention his wife looks like a man too, what a perfect couple.

I can't stand Bluetooth, and I really can't stand people wearing them. Alright, I get it, it's cool wearing a headset so you can talk to your pals without holding your phone next to your face the whole time. It's a great way to free up that extra hand. I'm sure you feel really important while you're strolling down the street having a full blown business conversation on it, but in reality, you just look crazy to everyone else, especially if we can't even see that you're wearing a headset.

Why the hell would you need a Bluetooth headset while you're walking down the street anyway? I mean sure, you have use of both your hands now, but what the hell are you going to use your hands for while walking down the street? I mean, I can see if you're riding a bike it can be useful, but seriously, have you ever seen people riding bikes wearing these things? I sure haven't. Hell, I've even seen people using cellphones while riding their bikes.

I guess those classy businessmen(the ones in suits that carry suitcases around) can use a spare hand while talking on the phone and walking down the street. You know, just in case some middle-class loser bumps into your brand new thousand dollar suit, you'll have that extra hand to brush the dust off of your suit(of course you'll be wearing leather gloves too) all while still being able to carry your suitcase in your other hand and being able to tell your friends how some douchebag just ran right into you. Isn't that useful?

But hey, Bluetooth isn't just for rich people, it's for everyone who wants to look like a rich douchebag! Simply buy a Bluetooth headset, place it on your ear, and walk around talking about random crap on it. You'll be the coolest mofo on the block, I promise you that. You'll get everyone's attention in no time. People will be admiring that awesome attachement on your ear. You'll hear things such as, "Gee, I wish I had a Bluetooth headset," "If had one of those, I could fuck and talk to my frineds at the same time," and maybe you'll even hear some little aspiring child say, "Wow, when I grow up, I want to be a real douchebag just like that guy!" So please, if you don't already own a Bluetooth headset, please go out and buy one right now. You'll never want to use a hand-held cellphone again!

On somewhat of a side note, but still very related, let's look at this useless hunk of junk:

Wow, Verizon's LG Decoy has a Bluetooth headset that you can plug in the phone, Neat-O! What a waste, seriously. A phone with a detachable headset, that's sooo cool! I can see it can be useful if you want to charge your headset on-the-go, but what the hell, it's just eating up your phone's battery. Uh oh, the phone's ringing, let me snap off the headset, snuggly fit it on my ear, and answer the call. Yeah, that's pretty useful if you're working out or something I guess, but if you're sitting in a fucking subway car and actually take the time to put that shit on your ear, well, you could have just answered the call instead of missing it. "But I need my hands to read a book!" If you're reading a book, why the hell are you having a conversation with someone at the same time? How is that even possible? Hell, I sure can't do both at the same time, but if you can, congrats, but you're still a douchebag for wearing that Bluetooth.

Cheers.

Sara Palin's Intelligence

Here's a small script of the interview with my own side notes and comments:

Question: "What newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?"

Answer: "I've read most of them, again for a great appreciation of the press, for the media..."

- That wasn't the question bitch. She asked you for titles, not amounts.

Question: "And like what were [they] specifically, I'm curious..."

Answer: "Ummm, all of em', any of em' that, ummm that have been in front of me for all these years..."

- Bitch, do you not understand the question? She wants to know specific names of the magazine and/or newspapers. And seriously, can you read any newspapers or magazines that are behind you? I sure can't.

Question: "[Can you] name a few?"

Answer: "I have a vast variety of "sources" where we get our news to. Alaska isn't a foreign country, where it's kinda suggested, it seems like, wow, how could you keep with-emm in touch with the rest of,(very slight pause) Washington DC may be thinking and doing when you live up there in Alaska. Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America..."

- Wow, where to start with this one? Well, first off the question is "Can you name a few?" The correct and honest answer would be, "No." Instead, you choose to try change the topic by introducing Alaska into it. Alaska not only has no relevance to the question, but now you're also making Alaska look bad because of your moronic response. Wait, what did you just say? "I have a vast variety of "sources" where we get our news to..." Wait, the main question asks where you've gotten your information from, why the fuck did you just say "to"? Not only have you not answered the question, you went on further to make an extra fool out of yourself by saying "to," and as if that wasn't enough, now you're making Alaska look bad. "Alaska is like a microcosm of America." I'm sure it is; I'm sure it is. For those of you who don't know what a microcosm is, well, here's the definition: a little world; a world in miniature. You're telling me that Alaska, some desolate state that's to the west of Canada, is a microcosm of America? You gotta be fucking kidding me. You guys don't even have any fucking magazines/newspapers up there, and you're trying to tell me that you're a miniature version of American as a whole. Need I say more?

Real-Life Halo 3 Equipment

When I first saw the first video I was left speechless. I didn't know if I should praise the kid for making all of the Halo 3 weapons and Spartan armor out of only cardboard and tape or if I should cruelly shun him for having absolutely no life what-so-ever, so I didn't even bother writing up a comment on his video. Instead, I am here, writing a blog post to inform you all about this magnificent discovery.

The first video is the first one I found. His stuff is sub par, but pretty damn good for only being made out of cardboard and tape. He also has a lot of the Halo 3 weapons too. The second video is the second one I found; it features an full Halo 3 Elite suit. It's also pretty bad ass and looks pretty good too. The last is my favorite, a red colored Spartan VI suit. It's by far the best I've seen, and the guy ever sells them on his website, Mind to Life Arts. A costly $600 per complete suit, but hey, look a the bright side, you'll be scoring all the Halo 3 fan girls at cosplay conventions.

Stone Art

Let me start his off by saying, "What the fuck?" The box he's standing on says "Stone Art," but I see no stones nor do I see any art. I'm sure after reading this there will be some people out there that are going to hate me for pointing out all the misleading points in this guy's presentation, so in advance I'm just going to tell you to shut the hell up and stop wasting your time trying to get me to show sympathy for the performer's mistakes. Anyway, there are two major flaws in this "Stone Art" performance, both are pretty obvious, but I'm sure most people out there will not even realize them.

Let's start off with the first point, "Stone Art." Where the hell is the stone? I see no stone anywhere. I see a man failing to impersonate a stone, but I see no stone. "OMG! There's a stone right over there on the ground!" If you just thought that to yourself, get the fuck off of my blog and never return. This man dressed up in an all grey outfit, standing completely still, is a good impersonation of a stone. I'll give him that, he has the balls to stand on a fucking box all day for a few dollars. Not many people are willing to do that, let alone get a real job. His "stone" impersonation is going great, but as soon as someone drops some change in his box, he starts to move. Okay, I don't know what kind of world the rest of you guys live in, but I have never seen a stone start moving unless some outside force interferes with it. Immobilization is good; movement is bad, very bad. Other than his movement as a "stone," are the clothes he wears. Why the fuck is some of his apparel silver?

My second point, "Is he a stone-man or a fucking robot?" Every time he moves he makes a fucking robotic buzzing noise. What the hell? Seriously, get your act straight; stones don't make any sound, let alone sounds that robots make. I wonder if any one has ever realized any of this before. The case is probably not because people are too busy taking photos and pooling all their money together so they can dump it in his bucket so he can give them a lollipop or a kiss on the hand.

If this was truly "Stone Art," he would stand there the whole day without moving, just like a stone. He will not use the restroom and refrain from moving at all costs whether his bucket of cash gets looted or if someone were to punch him in the dick. And on top of it all, he will not make any robot sounds. If I were to ever met a "Stone Art" guy like that, I'd fucking throw my wallet into his cash bucket.

Get back.

"No Homo"

"No Homo" is a phrase that's somewhat new and it's been going around for quite a while now. Usually it'll be used after an affectionate moment so everyone who witnessed that moment doesn't think you're a homosexual. Here's an example, the person talking is a male for your information: "Hey John, you look mighty sexy in those jeans, no homo!" That was a very homosexual thing for one male to say to another, and anyone who saw or heard it would most definantly assume you're gay. But wait, you said "no homo" at the end of that compliment, so that automatically idvalidates anyone from assuming you are a raging homosexual, right?

No, wrong. I believe the "no homo" phrase is complete bullshit that some guy pulled out of his ass one day after he was caught in some gay situation. Of course, him having the straightest reputation around cannot even merely show some manly compassion for his best friend or everyone else would think he's actually gay! So, Viola, "no homo" and I'm instantly straight again. It's like a magic eraser that cleases the faggotry away from you so you can live again like every other straight guy out there. Seriously, that's so much bullshit I cannot begin to comprehend how people accept it. It's like, "I just ass raped your brother last night while your dad was sucking me off. Don't worry, I said "no homo" so I'm still straight. Right on!"

P.S. I love you guys, no homo.

World of Warcraft

I've always wanted to play World of Warcraft so I can see what all the fuss was about, but I never really wanted to because it costs money to play and because I heard it was extremely addictive. The other day I saw an ad somewhere that was advertising a World of Warcraft(WoW) ten day free trial. So, I figured, what the heck, let's give it a try, it's only ten days and chances I won't far enough in the game to want to buy the full thing.

After finally setting up my account, and filling in fake personal info in all those fields they make you fill out, I was ready to kick some ass. On a side note, I really have no idea why the hell they need your state, address, phone number, and all that other personal info. Are they going to track you down if you mess around on the game? Who knows. Getting back on track, WoW was a whole milestone from what I've heard of it. I've heard things like the graphics are bad, and game play sucks. Honestly, it was nothing like that when I played, so I have no idea what people are talking about. This is how I would sum up my feelings about how great this game really is, "WoW, this game sucks! It's possibly the shittiest game that I have ever laid eyes upon. Seriously, I would rather play Runescape than Wow, and if that doesn't tell you something, you must be mentally retarded."

Let's start with the graphics. I've heard things about how crappy the graphics are, but actually seeing them for myself in-game was just unimaginable. I loved being able to change my character's appearance from looking like crap, to looking like a putrid pile of shit. I even traveled to a semi-populated town where I found some higher level characters. They had higher level equipment, but it still looked like some kind of crap made out of clay or something. This one guy had a sword that was on fire, it was an improvement in graphics, but still not good enough. Sorry, but Blizzard you seriously need to improve WoW's graphics a lot. It's not the year 2000 anymore guys, get on your asses and start rendering up a more realistic world.

The gameplay wasn't any better, so that didn't win my heart to play either. I can't stand a game with bad graphics, but if the controls are a mess, there's no point in trying to continue the game. It's pretty nice using your keyboard to move, but why the hell can't I use my mouse and click on a spot where I want to move to? Is it so hard to put that into the game? Attacking is similar to a lot of other MMORPGs, the classic hack-and-slash, but WoW has a certain change that really annoyed the hell out of me. In order to start the hack-and-slash sequence after clicking your mouse to attack, you have to be facing the monster you want to attack and you also have to be in range. What the fuck? Why can't I just click my mouse so my character can automatically get in to position and initiate the hack-and-slash sequence of attacks where I can then use whatever skills or spells that I want while my character is doing its part? This game's a joke, thank god I only used a trial version to play and didn't waste my own hard earned cash on this crap.

The game did have something I liked though, so don't think I hated everything about it. When you would die, you would become a ghost and you would have to look for your corspe in order to come back to life. I found that feature interesting, but everything else was horrible.

If you're thinking about starting to play WoW for the first time, please just get the ten day trial and save yourself from wasting any money on this pile of putrid roadside skunk shit.

"Love Bot" Femisapien

I was going to write a blog on this, but after watching it and reading all of CanadianVandal's annotations on it, I realized that all of those annotations summed up everything I wanted to say. Thank you CanadianVandal, you've saved me a hell load of time from writing up on this. Sadly, the annotations only work when you're on Youtube.com itself, so please go and watch the video here for the full effect. One last thing that I think is necessary was this user's comment:

clownzmustdie92 (15 minutes ago)
"maybe in a few years...." 'it'll have a vagina!"

LOL, what a robot!

Infinity Online (Gameplay)

Infinity Online is an action style Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, or MMORPG for short. If you take some time to look at the video you'll get to see how badass this game looks. The minute I saw this I just wanted to download, install, and start tearing this shit up, so I did. The only problem is, common with a lot of other kick-ass MMORPG's out there, the game is not available to North America. What kind of bullshit is that? I really don't get it, why do they have to block us from playing it? If I really wanted to I could probably change my IP and use a tunneling service to play it, but I'm too lazy to do that and playing with that tends to lag up the game a lot.

The minute it hits North America, my ass in on that game so I can soon come to the realization that they totally fucked us over and gave us the first version of the game which sucks balls while everyone else gets the newest badass version to play. This happened with a game I thought was great, just like this game. It was called Cabal Online. The videos looked oh-so-awesome, but when it finally came to America, half the stuff shown in the videos was missing. It's a load of bullshit, but I guess that's what happens when a game is free and foreign. Well that's all I have to say, have fun and enjoy the video because that's probably the closest we'll ever get to playing that Infinity Online.

CAPTCHA Codes

CAPTCHA codes have been implemented into various websites for security reason, the main one being to stop bots, or automated programs, from performing various tasks like creating multiple accounts, positing multiple times, or trying to login to an account multiple times. This all seems like a good reason to have CAPTCHA codes in use, but the bottom line is CAPTCHA codes are just a plain old dick to have anywhere.

Here are a few examples of how annoying these things can be. Myspace has now implemented these codes all over their site to prevent bots from doing such things as message people, edit profile and group settings, and even post comments. It's cool and all having these to block out bots that spam, but if when can't send a simple message to a friend without having to enter some random word into a box so Myspace can make sure I'm not a bot really pisses me off. Now every time I have to make a change to my layout on a group forum on Myspace, I have to enter some randomly generated text into a box. And since the way Myspace is coded, I have to code my layout through their editor and having to guess and test different positionings of my layout and having to go through the CAPTCHA code every time is just a pain in the ass. Seriously, why would you put this security measure on the editing options? If someone were to hack into my Myspace, which will never happen, and wanted to mess with my layout, they can easily enter the CAPTCHA code in once, delete my whole code, and save it. CAPTCHA is just a waste of the "human" user's time and the "robots" can easily get past them if they wanted to.

It's not just Myspace, Facebook has these shits all over the place too, but it removes them after certain amount of time. If I wanted to setup a bot to add a million users on Facebook by itself it would be pretty easy. First you'd have to add about a hundred users by hand yourself and go through all their CAPTCHA crap a hundred times. After you do that about a hundred times they'll think you're a "human" user and stop giving you the CAPTCHA code to enter so all you have to do now is setup that bot and spam away! Of course I haven't tried using any bots on Facebook yet so I wouldn't know if they have any other security measures, but from I've seen there shouldn't be a problem at getting a bot to work on their site with any big difficulties.

If there's a CAPTCHA code you have to fill in order to sign into an account, the site developers need to seriously learn how to run things differently. The main reason that that CAPTCHA was placed there was to probably stop people from setting up a bot to try to log into your account multiple times. There's a simple solution to this, ban the guy's IP or something after five failed attempts or so. If he's the real owner of the account, there should be a "I forgot my password, please email it to me" link close by that he can use to retrieve his forgotten password.

CAPTCHA codes would be less annoying if they actually give you a word in plain and legible text to type in the box, but most are nothing like that. Many will have weird lines and shapes floating over the text to make sure that you're a "human" and I've seen some on Rapidshare that have cats and dogs hiding in the letters and you have to only enter the letters with the dogs, not the cats. This is probably the most annoying CAPTCHA code I've ran into. Seriously cats and dogs? The cats look just like the fucking dogs and every time you enter it in wrong it seems like they give you a new one that is a lot more difficult to read and pick out than the last one. After a good fifteen tries I finally was able to get it right and finally download my file. Those cAsE-sEnSeTiVe CAPTCHA codes were nothing compared to this abomination.

The bottom line is CAPTCHA codes are a waste of time and space. If you see a CAPTCHA code on a website, post it up here in a comment so I can check it out and maybe write a complaint to the site's tech support center.

Axe Detailer

I really don't understand commercials like these. It looks like they are advertising the whole shower system they have installed here with all the hot chicks in latex suits. If that's what they were selling, I'd buy it, but all they have to offer is a simple two-sided shower scrubber. I haven't bought or tried the Axe Detailer, but I'm sure it not different from any other shower scrubber, except maybe this one is black and you don't see many black scrubbers, well at least I don't. It has two sides, big deal.

Anyway if all that mechanical stuff is supposed to portray the future of taking a shower, it failed. As technology grows everything tends to get easier, and taking a shower through a series of robotic powered mechanisms controlled by women doesn't seem very convenient. Don't get me wrong here, I'd love to take a shower in a place full of women, but I'm saying I'm sure they'll probably invent some kind of spray that you can use to clean yourself in the future instead of actually bathing. If some of you out there are going they already have that, it's called Axe deodorant spray, I hope I never meet you in real life. If you are just going to hide your stench with deodorant instead of taking a shower, just stay away from me.

ABC's Wipeout Review

A clip from ABC's Wipeout


The Background:

Wipeout is a recently new reality TV show on ABC. Every episode starts out with two dozen contestants who are all looking to win the grand prize of $50,000, but they must first conquer a set number of obstacles and only a handful will be able to compete for the money at the very end.

My Thoughts:

Although I enjoy watching out-of-shape Americans desperately trying to make a quick buck on reality gameshows, this show just doesn't beat some of its other competitors out there. I gotta say the two hosts and their side comments can be pretty funny at times and some of the contestants act like clowns and little girls, but I would much rather enjoy one of the other challenge based shows that are out there.

For starters, you can take a look at Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, MXC, that usually airs on SpikeTV. This show is very similar to Wipeout, but I do not believe the players are playing for any cash prizes, but I could be wrong. Anyway this show can have anywhere up to hundreds of contestants and the way the show lays it out has them split into two teams. The challengers and hosts are all Asian, and I'm sure MXC is just the American version with its own voice-overs and scoring. The show will stage something like the Computer Programming Team vs the Construction Worker Team, or anything random to that extent and the hosts will make funny side comments about the contestant's actions and "wipeouts" during the show just like in ABC's Wipeout. I find this show's obstacle course much more challenging and funnier than that of Wipeout's. If I had to sum it up any simpler, I would say Wipeout makes up all of their obstacles up last minute. If you look at the courses in Wipeout since the first episode that aired, not much has changed, maybe they put some foam on that slide in the last level or changed a jump in the first level, but all in all it's pretty much the same everytime and it gets relatively boring.

Another example of a show similar to these is Ninja Warrior that is shown on G4. This show unlike the two previous ones is not all about laughs and people getting dirty, but about physical fitness and glory. Although there is no cash prize at the end, the select winners, or those that successfully complete all three obstacle courses within the alloted time, will get their names published on a trophy or something of the like for being the only few that ever defeated the course. This show starts with over 100 contestants who will all go through the first obstacle course, but only a select few will actually complete it and move on. At the start of the second course there are usually five or six competitors who would have actually made it, and usually one or two get eliminated by the start of the third course. All in all, it's a great show to watch and see what people are truly capable of.

To sum it up, I would watch these other two shows over Wipeout any day. What do you guys think?