You know what really pisses me off? When I see someone's AIM or Facebook status and it says something like, "Hey this is Bob hacking Sally's account. Give me a holla!" It's like, are you fucking kidding me? You think you fucking hacked their account because they left their account logged in on their computer and left the room to go do something, giving you a chance to get on and snoop around on their account? Haha, that's not hacking, that's bullshit. And it's usually those ghetto ass kids who think they're hot shit that do it. "Yo nigga i hakked dis niggaz account, he mad stupid." Shut the fuck up before before I pull a fast one on you and swipe your credit card info, you dumb fuck, damn.
Also related to the situation are the notorious, "I'm gay," or "I like to suck dick," statuses on Facebook. Yeah, if you ever leave your Facebook account logged in and leave to do something with friends nearby, they'll most definitely post some gay ass status on your account. It's just fucking pointless. It was probably funny the first time I saw it, but after that it was like, "Wow, how original." If you're going to do it, at least make it creative because the "I'm gay" line is so fucking overused and pointless. And if your friends actually think you're gay because of a Facebook status, you need to get some new friends, ASAP.
7/20/2009
7/19/2009
Free Xbox Live
Want to know how I get free Xbox Live 1 Month membership codes? Of course you do, who doesn't? I meant to post this up a while ago, but I've been lazy as fuck. Well, here it is now, so have fun.
I found a site that rewards you to do offers online. It's called Rewards1.com. It basically works like this, you complete offers for them and they give you points for the offers. You can then use those points to get free things, like free Xbox Live membership codes. You can get other things too, like Microsoft Points and even physical items, like an Xbox 360 or PS3 console, but those require more time and effort to obtain. The Xbox Live 1 Month codes are probably the cheapest thing on their website, and thus the fastest to get.
This is how I got my Xbox Live 1 Month code: I joined the site, made another email(because you'll be getting a lot of spam from the offers, over 500 emails a day at times), spent about two hours filling up offers with fake addresses and fake personal information and then confirming any emails that required me to, and then ordered my free Xbox Live 1 Month code. Each offer gives you about 0.25 - 1.0 points, and on average there's a lot of 0.5 point offers that you can easily get done. When I did it, Xbox Live 1 Month cost 8.0 points to order, but now it went up to 9.0 points (because Microsoft discontinued making 1 Month Live codes a few weeks ago). Either way, if you have about two hours to spend of your day or if you're one of those little kids with no jobs that everyone hates on Xbox, then this will probably be your best bet for free Xbox Live codes. Your order is processed within 0-3 days, and if you don't get it emailed to you within then, just email them and they'll send it to you. I emailed them the fourth day asking about it, and I got an email an hour later with my code, so it's all good.
Here's the link to their site, have fun: Rewards1.com
And if you want proof, here's a picture of the email and the website after I got my first free Xbox Live 1 Month code. I blocked out the code though, but I've already used it up (like I said, I meant to post this guide a long while ago).
I found a site that rewards you to do offers online. It's called Rewards1.com. It basically works like this, you complete offers for them and they give you points for the offers. You can then use those points to get free things, like free Xbox Live membership codes. You can get other things too, like Microsoft Points and even physical items, like an Xbox 360 or PS3 console, but those require more time and effort to obtain. The Xbox Live 1 Month codes are probably the cheapest thing on their website, and thus the fastest to get.
This is how I got my Xbox Live 1 Month code: I joined the site, made another email(because you'll be getting a lot of spam from the offers, over 500 emails a day at times), spent about two hours filling up offers with fake addresses and fake personal information and then confirming any emails that required me to, and then ordered my free Xbox Live 1 Month code. Each offer gives you about 0.25 - 1.0 points, and on average there's a lot of 0.5 point offers that you can easily get done. When I did it, Xbox Live 1 Month cost 8.0 points to order, but now it went up to 9.0 points (because Microsoft discontinued making 1 Month Live codes a few weeks ago). Either way, if you have about two hours to spend of your day or if you're one of those little kids with no jobs that everyone hates on Xbox, then this will probably be your best bet for free Xbox Live codes. Your order is processed within 0-3 days, and if you don't get it emailed to you within then, just email them and they'll send it to you. I emailed them the fourth day asking about it, and I got an email an hour later with my code, so it's all good.
Here's the link to their site, have fun: Rewards1.com
And if you want proof, here's a picture of the email and the website after I got my first free Xbox Live 1 Month code. I blocked out the code though, but I've already used it up (like I said, I meant to post this guide a long while ago).
7/14/2009
PSP for Nude Pics
I was bored, so I decided to fuck with people on craigslist.
Here's the original ad:
"I'm looking for a working psp with at least 1 game, charger and in good condition. I'm trading a blue ds lite (like new) with 7 games for the psp."
Here's the email convo:
I have the white darth vader psp. I have GTA Liberty City stories for it along with the charger. I will trade it for your DS Lite only if you throw in a picture of your mom posing explicitly. And why the fuck would I trade you my psp for 7 psp games? That's pointless.
Thanks,
Jo Chung
You're pathetic kid, first off you didn't even read my ad right. learn to comprehend shit before running that little mouth of yours. You have no life if you respond to craigslist ads just to waste time out of your life accomplishing nothing. grow a dick and wack off to porn little boy. no one cares if you die, seriously. go look at your mom naked and then fantasize about her like you always do k? k.
Thanks,
The person that owned you
If you send me a picture of yourself with a sign saying, "I'm sorry Jo Chung," written in a cute font with a heart or two on it, I'll reconsider the offer and might even throw in a free pair of psp earphones and a white psp strap as well.
Thanks,
Jo Chung
This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
*****@hotmail.com
I guess he blocked my email? What a shame, he missed out on a great counter-offer.
Here's the original ad:
"I'm looking for a working psp with at least 1 game, charger and in good condition. I'm trading a blue ds lite (like new) with 7 games for the psp."
Here's the email convo:
I have the white darth vader psp. I have GTA Liberty City stories for it along with the charger. I will trade it for your DS Lite only if you throw in a picture of your mom posing explicitly. And why the fuck would I trade you my psp for 7 psp games? That's pointless.
Thanks,
Jo Chung
You're pathetic kid, first off you didn't even read my ad right. learn to comprehend shit before running that little mouth of yours. You have no life if you respond to craigslist ads just to waste time out of your life accomplishing nothing. grow a dick and wack off to porn little boy. no one cares if you die, seriously. go look at your mom naked and then fantasize about her like you always do k? k.
Thanks,
The person that owned you
If you send me a picture of yourself with a sign saying, "I'm sorry Jo Chung," written in a cute font with a heart or two on it, I'll reconsider the offer and might even throw in a free pair of psp earphones and a white psp strap as well.
Thanks,
Jo Chung
This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
*****@hotmail.com
I guess he blocked my email? What a shame, he missed out on a great counter-offer.
7/13/2009
McDonald's Monopoly
Alright, so this is a pretty old piece of shit experiment I did last year (2008) when the McDonald's Monopoly game was going around. If you had the Boardwalk and Park Place piece you would get $1,000,000 in exchange for it. I had the Park Place piece, along with millions of other people out there, the only problem was, now I needed the Boardwalk piece. I already knew I'd never get it, so I thought I'd just fuck around with everyone else that wanted it.
So I went into Photoshop, made my Park Place piece look like a Boardwalk piece (the rare one that nobody has), and posted an ad on Craigslist saying something along the lines of, "I have the Boardwalk piece. I'm selling it for $500,000. Email me if you're interested." And of course I attached my poorly photoshopped Boardwalk piece picture as well. To my surprise, my inbox got spammed with an overload of email from people trying to make a deal with me for the piece. All I wanted was $500k upfront, I didn't want any deals (not that I had the piece anyway, ha).
Anyway, here are many of the emails I saved. Some are boring, some are more interesting, almost all of them are desperate. Some people even emailed me from work, damn. Have fun.
*****@yahoo.com
i'm in california. you're in new york. I have park place, you have boardwalk. lets be real it's 1,000,000 take in to consideration this money will be taxed. if your game piece is for real lets do eachother a favor and split the money. 50/50. we can write it up as a contract. or get a notary. it's a win win. i'm not about greed i just want to pay some bills and maybe a down on a house. lets do this.
*****@cable.comcast.com
I have park place and I am willing to go in together to redeem it. I am willing to split the profit in your favor. I will redeem Parkplace with you to receive 400,000.00 and you would get 600,000.00. We can sign a contract to split the profit this way. I think this would be a perfect opportunity for you and me both.
*****@gmail.com
As you can probably tell, I have park place. If you want 500,000 bucks lets just combine forces.
*****@yahoo.com
is this piece already gone? if not will you be willing to just split profit?
*****@comcast.net
I have Park Place, if interested in a joint-mutually beneficial "merger" of
your ticket and mine to obtain the winnings and split 50/50, please let me
know. Nothing ventured / nothing gained.
*****@rocketmail.com
well i saw your boardwalk im all the way in california im curious there are loads of park place pieces in your area why dont you redeem it yourself.
BTW i have park place 2 of them actually
*****@KumhoTireUSA.com
I have park place
Do you still have boardwalk piece?
I am willing to split if you still have it.
Let me know, thanks
*****@gmail.com
I would like to know if you would go 70% - 30% in you favor..... That means $700,000 for you all I need is enough to get me and my fiance out and some bills payed off. Let me know if you are interested.
*****@aol.com
would you like to have my park place.. i have an extra one..
*****@WebsterBank.com
If your still in need of park place email me back. This is my work email. Cant upload pictures. 50/50
*****@aol.com
Hey I have parkplace, lets do this. And that's smart wit blackin out the code, I was gonna send sum1 proof that I had a piece but I didn't think of that, they couldn't used the code online. Neway how we going to do this. Where r u located?=
*****@BrooksBrothers.com
Is this for real?
*****@hotmail.com
Hello you got one? If not then I got a park place..
*****@aol.com
I have Park Place
If you are interested in going halves call me
*** *** *****
*****@hotmail.com
I am curious as to why you wouldn't want to find Parkplace yourself and claim the prize? You are asking for the $500,000 up front or would you ever consider going in together on the deal and we both would come ahead? There's ways to deal--signed agreements, etc. If interested in working on this with me, as I have Parkplace, please let me know. 50/50 or even 70/30, or whatever. You could come out of it BETTER than $500,000.
*****@aim.com
50/50, i have park place right now, when can we meet?
*****gmail.com
Dude,
I'm interested in buying boardwalk. I would like to sit down with my lawyer and write up some papers governing the sale. Let me know if you still have the game piece.
Thanks
*****@yahoo.com
i have park place and am willing to split the cash offer with you please contact me back at ***-***-**** that is my home phone if you cannot reach me there my cell is ***-***-***** i would really apprieciate it thanks by the way my name is *****
*****@aol.com
I have Park Place and I am interested in Boardwalk. Is there any way you would split the prize in your favor and help out someone who is working on starting a business? Please provide your number, as my friend told me it was impossible to find Boardwalk. Glad I found your ad and looking forward to hearing from you. Thank you!
*****@aol.com
I have park Place are you asking for the money up front or is it going to be a 50/50 split..
*****@tds.net
I have park place???????????/ ***-***-****
*****@charter.net
Can we split the money i got park place today 500,000 each k?
[moments later another email]
I don't have the 500k obiviously but I have Park Place.
The only way we can do this if we taem up jointly to submit the two tickets for the 1 mil. to split Interested?
*****@aol.com
i have park place lets split the prize money i cant pay up front
*****@yahoo.com
I have park place
willing to give you 75% of the winnings if this is not a joke or scam
*****@yahoo.com
u still have boardwalk
*****@verizon.net
[He sent me a blank email, what a dumbass...]
*****@yahoo.com
Hey There.
I was just wondering if you still had the Boardwalk game piece for sale. I saw your ad on craigslist. Thanks.
*****@yahoo.com
I assure you I have Park Place if you haven't found anyone yet lets do this!!!
I have already drawn up a contract just in case I found some one with Boardwalk.
Get back ASAP!!!!
I will split the CASH !!!
*****@hotmail.com
if interested call *****, ***.***.*****
[aren't you the one that's supposed the be interested?]
*****@yahoo.com
I have a park place.
Im willing to split the profits 60-40 your way.
If you need a picture of it, just ask.
*****@gmail.com
I saw your posting on Craigs List, and I'm sure you already have a buyer but I have the Park Place piece if you would like to split the prize.
*****@yahoo.com
I have the #273 game piece. Would you be interested in splitting the prize?
*****@yahoo.com
i have the missing piece dude. call me at ***-***-****
*****@auburn.edu
Hey,
I have park place and I was wondering if you would be willing to meet up and
turn it in together I would be willing to split the winnings 60/40 (you get 60)
if we do it this way instead if me buying your piece. Let me know asap
Thanks
*****@cavtel.net
i have the park place peace reply if still availible
*****@hotmail.com
Hello I saw ur ad have u sold the pieace yet? Why r u selling it and not looking
for the other pieace? I am VERY interested in this so please write back or text
**********
[moments later, another email...]
What I would do is pay you after the prize is redeemed I am not very wealth at
all im only 19 so I am carful with my money. I think 1,000 or more is a fair
price if it won :)
*****@hotmail.com
Hi i got park place , please let me know if the offer still stands as soon as possible.!!! My email is *****@hotmail.com please email me back with an answer
*****@gmail.com
I'll do it if I can pay AFTER I cashed in. I don't understand why you would sell it.
[I don't understand why I'd give you the piece for free.]
Unfortunately, this was the second batch of emails that I got for the piece. The first batch was funny, but I was too lazy to save it back then. The best email I got (not listed up there) was one saying, "You don't have Boardwalk, because I do."
I hope I wasted your time.
So I went into Photoshop, made my Park Place piece look like a Boardwalk piece (the rare one that nobody has), and posted an ad on Craigslist saying something along the lines of, "I have the Boardwalk piece. I'm selling it for $500,000. Email me if you're interested." And of course I attached my poorly photoshopped Boardwalk piece picture as well. To my surprise, my inbox got spammed with an overload of email from people trying to make a deal with me for the piece. All I wanted was $500k upfront, I didn't want any deals (not that I had the piece anyway, ha).
Anyway, here are many of the emails I saved. Some are boring, some are more interesting, almost all of them are desperate. Some people even emailed me from work, damn. Have fun.
*****@yahoo.com
i'm in california. you're in new york. I have park place, you have boardwalk. lets be real it's 1,000,000 take in to consideration this money will be taxed. if your game piece is for real lets do eachother a favor and split the money. 50/50. we can write it up as a contract. or get a notary. it's a win win. i'm not about greed i just want to pay some bills and maybe a down on a house. lets do this.
*****@cable.comcast.com
I have park place and I am willing to go in together to redeem it. I am willing to split the profit in your favor. I will redeem Parkplace with you to receive 400,000.00 and you would get 600,000.00. We can sign a contract to split the profit this way. I think this would be a perfect opportunity for you and me both.
*****@gmail.com
As you can probably tell, I have park place. If you want 500,000 bucks lets just combine forces.
*****@yahoo.com
is this piece already gone? if not will you be willing to just split profit?
*****@comcast.net
I have Park Place, if interested in a joint-mutually beneficial "merger" of
your ticket and mine to obtain the winnings and split 50/50, please let me
know. Nothing ventured / nothing gained.
*****@rocketmail.com
well i saw your boardwalk im all the way in california im curious there are loads of park place pieces in your area why dont you redeem it yourself.
BTW i have park place 2 of them actually
*****@KumhoTireUSA.com
I have park place
Do you still have boardwalk piece?
I am willing to split if you still have it.
Let me know, thanks
*****@gmail.com
I would like to know if you would go 70% - 30% in you favor..... That means $700,000 for you all I need is enough to get me and my fiance out and some bills payed off. Let me know if you are interested.
*****@aol.com
would you like to have my park place.. i have an extra one..
*****@WebsterBank.com
If your still in need of park place email me back. This is my work email. Cant upload pictures. 50/50
*****@aol.com
Hey I have parkplace, lets do this. And that's smart wit blackin out the code, I was gonna send sum1 proof that I had a piece but I didn't think of that, they couldn't used the code online. Neway how we going to do this. Where r u located?=
*****@BrooksBrothers.com
Is this for real?
*****@hotmail.com
Hello you got one? If not then I got a park place..
*****@aol.com
I have Park Place
If you are interested in going halves call me
*** *** *****
*****@hotmail.com
I am curious as to why you wouldn't want to find Parkplace yourself and claim the prize? You are asking for the $500,000 up front or would you ever consider going in together on the deal and we both would come ahead? There's ways to deal--signed agreements, etc. If interested in working on this with me, as I have Parkplace, please let me know. 50/50 or even 70/30, or whatever. You could come out of it BETTER than $500,000.
*****@aim.com
50/50, i have park place right now, when can we meet?
*****gmail.com
Dude,
I'm interested in buying boardwalk. I would like to sit down with my lawyer and write up some papers governing the sale. Let me know if you still have the game piece.
Thanks
*****@yahoo.com
i have park place and am willing to split the cash offer with you please contact me back at ***-***-**** that is my home phone if you cannot reach me there my cell is ***-***-***** i would really apprieciate it thanks by the way my name is *****
*****@aol.com
I have Park Place and I am interested in Boardwalk. Is there any way you would split the prize in your favor and help out someone who is working on starting a business? Please provide your number, as my friend told me it was impossible to find Boardwalk. Glad I found your ad and looking forward to hearing from you. Thank you!
*****@aol.com
I have park Place are you asking for the money up front or is it going to be a 50/50 split..
*****@tds.net
I have park place???????????/ ***-***-****
*****@charter.net
Can we split the money i got park place today 500,000 each k?
[moments later another email]
I don't have the 500k obiviously but I have Park Place.
The only way we can do this if we taem up jointly to submit the two tickets for the 1 mil. to split Interested?
*****@aol.com
i have park place lets split the prize money i cant pay up front
*****@yahoo.com
I have park place
willing to give you 75% of the winnings if this is not a joke or scam
*****@yahoo.com
u still have boardwalk
*****@verizon.net
[He sent me a blank email, what a dumbass...]
*****@yahoo.com
Hey There.
I was just wondering if you still had the Boardwalk game piece for sale. I saw your ad on craigslist. Thanks.
*****@yahoo.com
I assure you I have Park Place if you haven't found anyone yet lets do this!!!
I have already drawn up a contract just in case I found some one with Boardwalk.
Get back ASAP!!!!
I will split the CASH !!!
*****@hotmail.com
if interested call *****, ***.***.*****
[aren't you the one that's supposed the be interested?]
*****@yahoo.com
I have a park place.
Im willing to split the profits 60-40 your way.
If you need a picture of it, just ask.
*****@gmail.com
I saw your posting on Craigs List, and I'm sure you already have a buyer but I have the Park Place piece if you would like to split the prize.
*****@yahoo.com
I have the #273 game piece. Would you be interested in splitting the prize?
*****@yahoo.com
i have the missing piece dude. call me at ***-***-****
*****@auburn.edu
Hey,
I have park place and I was wondering if you would be willing to meet up and
turn it in together I would be willing to split the winnings 60/40 (you get 60)
if we do it this way instead if me buying your piece. Let me know asap
Thanks
*****@cavtel.net
i have the park place peace reply if still availible
*****@hotmail.com
Hello I saw ur ad have u sold the pieace yet? Why r u selling it and not looking
for the other pieace? I am VERY interested in this so please write back or text
**********
[moments later, another email...]
What I would do is pay you after the prize is redeemed I am not very wealth at
all im only 19 so I am carful with my money. I think 1,000 or more is a fair
price if it won :)
*****@hotmail.com
Hi i got park place , please let me know if the offer still stands as soon as possible.!!! My email is *****@hotmail.com please email me back with an answer
*****@gmail.com
I'll do it if I can pay AFTER I cashed in. I don't understand why you would sell it.
[I don't understand why I'd give you the piece for free.]
Unfortunately, this was the second batch of emails that I got for the piece. The first batch was funny, but I was too lazy to save it back then. The best email I got (not listed up there) was one saying, "You don't have Boardwalk, because I do."
I hope I wasted your time.
7/02/2009
Stickers, Dicks, & Ricers
Cars, everyone loves cars. They come in all shapes and sizes too, just like dicks, and everyone loves dicks too. Now, a lot of people love to mod their cars, but sometimes it's just way too fucking overdone or shitty. People like to "mod" their dicks too, so-to-speak. We have Viagra, penis-pumps, and all that other shit too. Then there's the piercings and other hardcore shit as well, but how far is too far? We'll see.
First off, let's take a look at a simple car "mod," stickers. Everyone loves to put stickers all over the place because they think it's so badass, especially those bullet hole stickers. If you're driving a shot-up car, you either live in some fucked up terrorist-ridden country, or in some shitty ghetto ass hood. If you live in a white neighborhood, and you have bullet holes on your car, you're a faggot. If your bullet holes are stickers, you deserve to be shot. Here, let me give you guys a visual of what I mean by that:
If your car looks like this:
Then it should end up looking like this:
It's like saying, "Hey, come shoot up my ride so it can look like this for real!" You put bullet holes on your car because you obviously wanted it to look "shot-up," so when it does get shot-up for real, you better not be disappointed. It's like putting bullet hole stickers on your dick; do you really want your dick to look shot-up? I don't. First off it's retarded in both cases, and second off, you're just itching to get shot. Have fun.
Besides the bullet hole stickers, we have an even more common abomination, bumper stickers. They're the like useless ads you find on websites, the waste-of-space little shits that get in your face, but in the end you don't even bother because you don't give a shit. They're flat out annoying and no one gives a shit what your thoughts are, so don't fucking waste your time putting a bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love music," because I don't give a shit. We also have the common, "baby on board" bumper stickers. Seriously, is it like, "Oh shit, he's got a baby on board, I'm going to try extra hard not to get in an accident with him just because of that sticker." Fuck that. What's worse is those fuckers with a barrage of bumper stickers on their car. As if one isn't enough, they have to put their whole life story on the back of their car. No one gives a shit. You should just remove all of them and put one that says, "I'm a faggot, crash me," because that's what I think of when I see that shit on your car.
If your car looks like this, kill yourself.
Lastly, we have the ricers. Ricers are "any oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain." In other words, that shit does not belong on your car. Hey, not all ricers look bad, some are pretty nice, but some people just over fucking do it, and those are the ones I'm ranting about. Ricers are most common within the Asian community, because Asians think it's fucking gangster to have a five foot high spoiler on their car. That shit does not make your car any more aerodynamic, hell, it just adds weight to your car, especially if your shit looks like this:
Hey, this one actually looks pretty good...
...if you want your car to look like a fucking Hot Wheels toy.
First off, let's take a look at a simple car "mod," stickers. Everyone loves to put stickers all over the place because they think it's so badass, especially those bullet hole stickers. If you're driving a shot-up car, you either live in some fucked up terrorist-ridden country, or in some shitty ghetto ass hood. If you live in a white neighborhood, and you have bullet holes on your car, you're a faggot. If your bullet holes are stickers, you deserve to be shot. Here, let me give you guys a visual of what I mean by that:
If your car looks like this:
Then it should end up looking like this:
It's like saying, "Hey, come shoot up my ride so it can look like this for real!" You put bullet holes on your car because you obviously wanted it to look "shot-up," so when it does get shot-up for real, you better not be disappointed. It's like putting bullet hole stickers on your dick; do you really want your dick to look shot-up? I don't. First off it's retarded in both cases, and second off, you're just itching to get shot. Have fun.
Besides the bullet hole stickers, we have an even more common abomination, bumper stickers. They're the like useless ads you find on websites, the waste-of-space little shits that get in your face, but in the end you don't even bother because you don't give a shit. They're flat out annoying and no one gives a shit what your thoughts are, so don't fucking waste your time putting a bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love music," because I don't give a shit. We also have the common, "baby on board" bumper stickers. Seriously, is it like, "Oh shit, he's got a baby on board, I'm going to try extra hard not to get in an accident with him just because of that sticker." Fuck that. What's worse is those fuckers with a barrage of bumper stickers on their car. As if one isn't enough, they have to put their whole life story on the back of their car. No one gives a shit. You should just remove all of them and put one that says, "I'm a faggot, crash me," because that's what I think of when I see that shit on your car.
If your car looks like this, kill yourself.
Lastly, we have the ricers. Ricers are "any oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain." In other words, that shit does not belong on your car. Hey, not all ricers look bad, some are pretty nice, but some people just over fucking do it, and those are the ones I'm ranting about. Ricers are most common within the Asian community, because Asians think it's fucking gangster to have a five foot high spoiler on their car. That shit does not make your car any more aerodynamic, hell, it just adds weight to your car, especially if your shit looks like this:
Hey, this one actually looks pretty good...
...if you want your car to look like a fucking Hot Wheels toy.
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